Oranges!!!
Okay my second mother told me this joke a while back so lets see if I can remember it. Okay, there was this girl who trying to make money to get herself though college, so when all else failed she decided "Hey I know, I'm going to sell me body for money." So she did. And she made a lot money until the day the police busted all the hookers on her block. The police gathered up all the girls at the police station. I mean there was a lice going all the way around the corner of the station. And the girl was waiting in line to get questioned by the police. Well her grandma walks by and well she sees her and she's like "Why are you standing in this line?" The girl replies. "Well grandma there's a big sale on oranges and we are all waiting in line to get some." the grandma was amazed so she got in line too because she wanted some oranges as well. Okay the time came for the grandma to walk into the Police office. She walkes up to the police officer and gives her this look and then say. "Mam you oaght to be ashamed of your self. Doing something like this at your age!" The grandma looked at the police man funny. "What are you talking about all I have to do is pull off the skin and suck it dry!" With that respons the Police man fainted. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Three stages of marital sex. stage One: honeymoon sex. Where you have sex more then two times in one night. stage two. Vacation sex: where you guys have sex once or twice a year. stage three oral sex: where the two of you yell F*** You across the room. if this is too much just delete it I wont get hurt. XD
Okay my second mother told me this joke a while back so lets see if I can remember it. Okay, there was this girl who trying to make money to get herself though college, so when all else failed she decided "Hey I know, I'm going to sell me body for money." So she did. And she made a lot money until the day the police busted all the hookers on her block. The police gathered up all the girls at the police station. I mean there was a lice going all the way around the corner of the station. And the girl was waiting in line to get questioned by the police. Well her grandma walks by and well she sees her and she's like "Why are you standing in this line?" The girl replies. "Well grandma there's a big sale on oranges and we are all waiting in line to get some." the grandma was amazed so she got in line too because she wanted some oranges as well. Okay the time came for the grandma to walk into the Police office. She walkes up to the police officer and gives her this look and then say. "Mam you oaght to be ashamed of your self. Doing something like this at your age!" The grandma looked at the police man funny. "What are you talking about all I have to do is pull off the skin and suck it dry!" With that respons the Police man fainted. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Three stages of marital sex. stage One: honeymoon sex. Where you have sex more then two times in one night. stage two. Vacation sex: where you guys have sex once or twice a year. stage three oral sex: where the two of you yell F*** You across the room. if this is too much just delete it I wont get hurt. XD