LMAO!!!

I wish it rained men!

It does, unfortunately one lands on top of you and crushes you. I wish school started later in the day.

granted, however school now starts ate midnight and thats is also unconvenyat for you. XD

Here my wish.Reardy
Let's see, my life can be terribly lonely so I WISH For Johnny Denver (He singing Rocky Mountain High...) to show up and take me places!!! :cool: ;) Wouldn't that be FUNNN?? Dolly

LOL, he does but because of laringytis, he's unable to sing for you. I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted..but you only have 10 minutes to spend it all or you lose everything. I wish my kids actually listened to me

They do, but because of temporary amnesia, they forget everything you said. :lol: I wish hair could change whatever color you want, whenever you want without the dye.

Wish Granted, now when ever you think of a color your hair turns it rather you want to or not. And today since you were thinking that neon green used to a pretty cool color back in the days, it's now the color of your hair. Can we say Punk Rock Baby?! I wish people would stop lying to me about how they really feel!

They do and the truth turns out to be worse then the lie. (j/k hun ;) ) I wish Turkeys baked themselves, lol.

granted, now you have raw turkey baking food in your kitchen. Now that a brand new wierd high light for thanksgiving dinner! I wish my English report would write itself! XD

It does, but unfortunately your teacher can only read French so you get a D. I wish good dreams could come true.

granted but the minute they come true they turn into nightmares. I wish I was so stressed out right now XD

I take it you mean you weren't so stressed out right now. Granted, but now you feel no emotions at all. I wish the Army was more organized when it came to it's soldiers ETSing.

Ok, time to bring this baby back to life! I wish money grew on trees.